Category Archives: Redheads
“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!
“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous red head.”
― Lucille Ball
“You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you’ll never get any sleep with a redhead!”
- Jamie Luner
Not sure how that joke would have gone so just have to show you them.
Ok, feel guilty that there was no joke so here goes.
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.
On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.
The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn’t want the man to be embarrassed.
The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: “She choked.”