Monthly Archives: August 2013
So long, and thanks for all the fish
“God’s Final Message to His Creation:
‘We apologize for the inconvenience.”
“And as he drove on, the rainclouds dragged down the sky after him, for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him, and to water him.”
“Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw them, and I knew what I had to do.”
The sign read:
“Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
“It seemed to me,” said Wonko the Sane, “that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.”
Amazing books and if you haven’t read the Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy, shame on ye 😉
Image via Vitaly Sokol
Congratulations Rincewind
Love the clean up service and love this gift but no give backs allowed 🙂
Four years blogging deserves a mention and knowing Rincewind’s liking for my maids I thought it only right to send the delightful Konomi Mizusawa to help tidy up and perhaps ——–
From grumpy old fart, click for more…
Really, 4 years blogging
4 years on this day Erotixx was born, my absolute 1st posts is deleted though so my actual 1st post I was happy with was posted in October. Those 1st posts was awful and deseved to be thrown on the dung heap to be burned and bumraped for their badness. 🙂
It’s been ups and downs on my postings, mostly me being bored of blogging so gave up for almost half a year but am so happy that I didn’t deleted the blog in my boredom. When I came back, felt so happy to start again with the sexy pinups and other pervy stuff…
So now for some boring stats: 2,717,491 people has been here now.
A colossal 11’050 comments, and have posted 3’862 posts. My media library on wordpress has 33’675 images and growing.
1st post: burlesque mmmm
Top post watched and drooled over:
Playboy centerfolds from 1970 to 1979
403 followers, 396 on twitter, 200 on facebook and 82 on my tumblr.
And a big thanks to some of my friends who guest blogged here:
Summertime from Grumpy old fart:
His most visited post was Country maid (no surprise he posted a maid 🙂 )
Vera Roberts from The intoxication of Vera Roberts
Her most visited post was of Katy Perry
IzaakMak from from I want icewater::
His most visited post was the psychedelic Hypnotic beauty
I wont say thanks to everyone who has become my friend on the blogosphere, way too many so would just forget someone so better just finish off with a BIG THANK YOU!
Actually, will say a big thanks to the WordPress staff who has been really helpful in making these 4 years breeze by.
Pino Daeni
Pino Daeni was an Italian Impressionist book illustrator and artist. He is known for his style of feminine, romantic women and strong men painted with loose but accurate brushwork.
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Jo parker
What a sexy set of photos.
And to belive I left the UK when ladies like this are roaming the streets, ok she was definitely not in my local pub, very different clientele for sure 😉
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Good morning Tuesday
Got a lovely Tuesday day off, raining outside so can feel quite happy and not at all lazy about staying inside with my coffee and book. Tried reading the Dark Tower by Stephen King before but never got into the book, now I made it to book 3 and I’m so hooked. Well worth reading!
The train ride
Adam looked around at the empty train car. “It’s one o’clock in the morning, Angel. The conductor is too busy driving to be worried about a couple horny passengers are doing.”
“And security? They’re passing through the cars. We could get in trouble.”
“We could,” Adam began to unbutton Whitney’s blouse and slipped a hand inside. He cupped her soft left breast, pinching the nipple through the lacy fabric bra. “Wouldn’t that make it more fun, though?”
From the lovely Vera Roberts and her short story The train ride
Still available for free so no excuse to not getting acquainted with this lovely author.


















































