Category Archives: Movies

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Think I just saw my favourite Christmas movie. If you missed out on this Finnish movie, don’t wait watch it now.

On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. And then there’s Santa’s elves, who are determined to free their leader…

When Monsters Met Maidens...

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From December 14-18, 2012, The Swann Auction Galleries presents Monsters and Maidens: A Film Poster Collection, featuring some of the darnedest damsels in distress designs that any movie poster lover has seen, including works by (clockwise from top left): Roger Soubie, Boris Grinsson, Alfredo Capitani, and Anselmo Ballester. (MOPO)

I so want to go to New York for this exhibition.

University Of Chicago Receives Package For Indiana Jones

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Earlier this week, the University of Chicago admissions office received a package addressed to one Henry Walton Jones Jr. The package wound up in a pile to be sorted through later. No big deal; happens all the time with misaddressed mail. But apparently, no one in the admissions office recognized the name of one of the school’s most legendary, albeit fictional, former students.

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I want a Hobbit mound

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Was on my way to a job interview in central London yesterday and walked past the preparations for the royal premiere of The Hobbit at Leicester Square. They were building a hobbit mound. Was almost close to ignore the interview just so that I could be there when the actors arrived. Damn you work!

Ps got the job.

Erotixx - Desert Island Films

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Christian from Erotixx has kindly submitted his Desert Island Films. Read on for his choices and reasons, and be sure to check out his site.

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totally forgot to reblog my Desert Island post over at Head in vice (an excellent movie site and has also a damn nice blogger behind it...).

The Motion Picture Event of the Year

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Seriously, this is it folks.

I sooo have to see this movie... Lucy Liu... drool...

Sexy Screen Sophie Quinton (via Gorno)

I have to see this movie…

sophie quintonSeeing Sophie Quinton in a barely naked pose in the poster of French murder mystery “Poupoupidou” harks back to the days of bombshells like Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Once voted as Most Promising Newcomer, Sophie does have that Sex Bomb appeal she uses to great effect in “Poupoupidou”. Take it from me, French starlets are synonymous with the carefree eroticism of cinema of days gone by and more so in the modern era. If you like whodunits than this French film will be your cup of tea. Tracing the cause in the death of Candice Lecoeur played with sweet seductiveness by Sophie, this is an entertaining look into the trials of being a celebrity and at the same time could just be a poignant tribute to the life and times of the great Marilyn Monroe… Read More

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Top 10 Worst Blockbusters In Recent History

Such a great top 10 worst list, so many of the movies are actually embarrassingly enough favourites of mine but I do know how awful they are. Wild wild west (awesome but awful), Armageddon (I know, I know…), Independence Day (yikes… but love it)

This isn’t necessarily a list of the worst movies of all time, although a lot of them would probably make that list, also. This list has more to do with being crappy, escapist garbage that appeals to the lowest-common denominator. That isn’t to say that you should feel bad if some of these movies are personal favorites of yours– Actually, yes, you should feel bad if some of these movies are personal favorites of yours.

Top 10 Worst Blockbusters In Recent History.

Catwoman is Anne Hathaway

So let’s welcome Anne Hathaway to the Catwoman fold. Not sure about her as Cat Woman, didn’t fancy Halle Berry either and she was sexy as hell but crap as Cat Woman but who knows…

So enjoy some nice Catwoman shots here…

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and oh yes, some of Anne as well for good measure:

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RIP Hammer horror actress Ingrid Pitt dies aged 73

Hammer horror actress Ingrid Pitt, best known for starring in cult classics such as Countess Dracula, has died at the age of 73. The Polish-born star passed away at a hospital in South London.

She was regarded by many fans as the queen of Hammer Horror films.

The star’s death comes weeks after film-maker Roy Ward Baker, who directed Pitt in The Vampire Lovers, died at the age of 93.

Pitt’s daughter Stephanie Blake told the BBC News website that her mother’s death had come as a “huge surprise”.

After the actress collapsed recently, doctors had told her was she suffering from heart failure.

“She could be incredibly generous, loving, and she’ll be sorely missed,” Mrs Blake said.

She added that she wanted her mother to be remembered as the Countess Dracula with the “wonderful teeth and the wonderful bosom”.

BBC News – Hammer horror actress Ingrid Pitt dies aged 73.

And my own post from my Horror month honouring the grand lady here

Film star Tony Curtis dies at 85

Oh man, loved this man and his movies. Will celebrate his life with a look at Some like it hot tonite.

Oscar-nominated actor Tony Curtis has died at his US home at the age of 85, according to ABC News.

The Hollywood star, who starred in Some Like it Hot opposite Marilyn Monroe, passed away peacefully in bed, a family spokesman said.

The star received an Oscar nod in 1959 for The Defiant Ones, in which he starred with Sidney Poitier.

His great number of film roles often revealed the sunny side of his personality, and Tony Curtis regarded his stardom as a way to “get great tables at restaurants, beautiful cars to drive and the love of lots of people”

BBC News – Film star Tony Curtis dies at 85.

Psycho ad

I do hate it when people get into the theatre when the movie has started so this ad should be for every movie…

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I love Audrey Tatou – will you please marry me

audrey-tautou-11 Audrey Justine Tautou is a French film actress, known to worldwide audiences for playing the title character in the award-winning 2001 film Amélie, Sophie Neveu in the 2006 thriller The Da Vinci Code, Irène in Priceless (2006) and Coco Chanel in Coco Avant Chanel.

She is my favourite french girl tout-alors.

When I first saw Amelie I truly did fall in love with this girl, she got that lovely face of mischief in her which is just so adorable. So garcons et les filles, I demand that you love her as well

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After each experience, you grow up, you get enriched with something, and you don’t know how you’re going to be in six months, you don’t know what you’re going to want, what you’re going to need.

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Ahh, smoking one, makes me love her even more if possible…
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I’m not sure I’m quite ready to have someone be a prospector of jobs for me, because I believe there’s some kind of destiny involved with meeting people… some things are just meant to happen.

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She appeared in the video of “I Love Your Smile”, a song by British singer-songwriter Charlie Winston.

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Paulette Goddard

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 Paulette Goddard (June 3, 1910 – April 23, 1990) was an American film and theatre actress. A former child fashion model and in several Broadway productions as Ziegfeld Girl, she was a major star of the Paramount Studio in the 1940s. She was married to several notable men, including Charlie Chaplin, Burgess Meredith and Erich Maria Remarque. Played in both Modern Times and the Great Dictator with Charlie Chaplin. Love her, she is so freaking good looking… and the way she handles her banana, yummy…

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Paulette Goddard in Modern Times. Chaplin. 1936.

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She is really photogenic isn’t she…

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My movie weekend is sorted

Oh boy, I so got my work cut out for me this weekend, got delivered home today a lovely set of DVDs to enjoy and I truly mean enjoy, some of the best and worst movies in a nice mix, my flatmate didn’t look to pleased but I will make her enjoy the awesomeness of these movies. Damn, I need to find myself a geeky girlfriend soon to enjoy these things with.  Any takers?

10674-largeThis one needs no introduction at all I think. Just such an inspiring movie. The biggest-budgeted movie ever produced at Germany’s UFA, Fritz Lang’s gargantuan Metropolis consumed resources that would have yielded upwards of 20 conventional features, more than half the studio’s entire annual production budget. And if it didn’t make a profit at the time — indeed, it nearly bankrupted the studio — the film added an indelible array of images and ideas to cinema, and has endured across the many decades since its release.

 

 

And Zsa Zsa Gabor in skimpy outfit                  Jack, jack, jack…. I just love this movie.
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Surprise me, not sure about this one.              The storyline is weak but it’s Cab!

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Also remember that I did like this one as a kid but can’t remember that the Son of Kong looked so much like a doofus…

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Ok, this is probably my weakest purchase but couldn’t help it when I read the story ‘Olaf and his mother run a boarding house, and a white slavery ring. They also smuggle heroin to keep the addict girls happy, so they do not try and escape. A young couple move into the house, and the evil landlords take a liking to the female. Don’t mess with THIS Dwarf…!’ Am so a sucker f0r proper bad bad bad movies.

Laughed out loud when I found this review:

‘this film is weird, terrible acting, terrible music but lots of happy teddybears. worth watching as it is so odd it’s kinda entertaining.’ 

Lots of happy teddybears????? anyway,

MY WEEKEND WILL BE GREAT!

The utterly sexy Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch (born September 5, 1940) is an American actress, author and sex symbol.Welch became one of the leading sex symbols of the 1960s and 1970s. Her most memorable publicity still for One Million Years B.C.became a bestselling poster. Playboy called her the "Most Desired Woman" of the 1970s.

I have such a crush for this woman… and yeah she is still sexy as hell.

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Raquel Welch and Ringo Starr in Magic Christian. 1969.

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my oh my sister, what big cleavage you have….

Jonah Hex trailer

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Am so looking forward to this movie, was a huge fan of the comic in the 80′s…

Fight Club photoshoot from Grinch7

#1 – The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 – The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 – If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 – Two guys to a fight.
#5 – One fight at a time.
#6 – No shirts, no shoes.
#7 – Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 – If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Loved the movie and really like these pictures from Grinch7, excellent work.

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Iron Man 2 – Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow poster

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Classic Icons: Grace Kelly

My first and favourite old-time classic icon is Grace Kelly. I love her!

Grace Patricia Kelly ( 12 November 1929 – 14 September 1982) was an American film and stage actress and fashion icon who later became Princess Grace of Monaco.

Kelly became an actress in the 1950s, starring in such films as Rear Window, To Catch a Thief, High Society, and The Country Girl, for which she won the Academy Award for Best Actress. She retired from acting in 1956, at age 26, when she became “Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco” upon marrying Rainier III, Prince of Monaco.

Kelly died after being critically injured in a car accident with her daughter Stephanie in September 1982. The American Film Institute ranked her #13 amongst the Greatest Female Stars of All Time.

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Love the True Blood ad…

260310true Not a big fan of True blood but I do enjoy their advertisements. Just brilliant.

And have to add the nude picture from the tv-series of Anna Paquin.
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She is truly hot, have to watch X-men again to see her as Rogue.

 

 

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Suck – rock’n'roll vampire movie

Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop in a tale that mixes Rock n’Roll and vampires can only be great.

A rock’n’roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, who will do anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager (Dave Foley) tells them that they are getting “long in the tooth”, he doesn’t know that his words are truly prophetic. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when Jennifer (Jessica Paré), the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire (Dimitri Coats). She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the audiences wild.
As the band members succumb, one by one, to blood lust, their “gimmick” launches them into the limelight. Following an “incident” on a national radio show with “Rock’n Roger” (Henry Rollins), they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest dreams. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk), the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender (Alice Cooper), who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire hunter, Eddie Van Helsig (Malcolm McDowell), is tracking them down, despite his fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer (Iggy Pop) calls them on becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize that fame is not what it’s cracked up to be.

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WOW – Bitch Slap Has Hercules And Xena Reunions

This new explotation film has Michael Hurst (Hercules, The Legendary Journeys) , Lucy Lawless and Rene O’Connor (Xena Warrior Princess) in cameos.

Finally, had such a crush on Gabrielle (Rene O’Connor) from Xena so will see the movie just for her.

"Bitch Slap" is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the "B" Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950′s – 70′s as well as a loving, sly parody of the same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girl;, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill; Kung Fu Nun and the pantheon of Blaxploitation films, "Bitch Slap" will mix girls, guns, outrageous action and jaw-dropping visuals with a message… don’t be naughty!

Check out the trailer at Sci-fi talk, http://ow.ly/18M5e

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Unreality – Kristen Stewart Plays a Stripper in New Independent Film |

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Unreality – Kristen Stewart Plays a Stripper in New Independent Film |.

Hated Twillight but might go and see this movie :) wonder how many of my girlfriends wanna come along, they did their best trying to coax me into seeing the dreadful vampire movie, even watching it on DVD was a waste of 1.5hrs in my opinion.

The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

Quite an excellent one, I dare you not to love this man.

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Kick-Ass – Red Band Hit Girl trailer – Slice and Dice « Live for Films

Get ready to be kicked...

You gotta check out this trailer, abs awesome. Head on to Live for Films blog…

Kick-Ass – Red Band Hit Girl trailer – Slice and Dice « Live for Films.

Alice in Wonderland – An x-rated musical comedy

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A lovely librarian, played by Playboy model Kristine DeBell, falls asleep and dreams herself into a strange world filled with extremely uninhibited people… These people love to sing and dance and fool around… Alice has a series of sensual adventures among these characters…

The film was originally shot as a poem to eroticism with few explicit sex scenes, which were eventually cut from its theatrical release…

Videocassette versions, however, have had some of the original erotic encounters joined at the end with them…

For an extremely low-budget picture, the producers of this film did an extremely good job… The cinematography is full of life and energy, the dances and numbers quite professional, and the acting lovable… Without a doubt, it is one of the best adult fairy tales around…

Check out the full video here. 78 min runtime

Sophia Loren on next fridays Jonathan Ross show

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Check out my newest Sophia Loren post….

Just found out that next guest on ‘Friday night with Jonathan Ross’ is lovely Sophia Loren, am such a huge fan of her, she is a true hollywood star and still sexy as hell. Gotta love a girl with proper curves and she is proud of it as well, excellent.

To see some more pictures of her and quotes, check out this blog:
Advice: NSFW Sophia Loren schooling on true sexy glamour edition « The Thought Experiment.

aaaahhh... sweetness.

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How to train your dragon – new 3D movie trailer

This looks like it could be an awesome 3D movie….

Riese – The new steampunk webseries

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The new webserie to watch out for, the first episode has now been premiered and it looks good. Steampunk based fantasy with some really good actors, the heroine has been in Sanctuary and a lot of Stargate actors are starring as well.

Check it out on their website.

Synopsis:

Riese is a world of moral ambiguity and political intrigue. A decimated land populated by characters from dreams and nightmares. Loyalties are ever in question, suspicion in the minds of all. The realm, however, was not always so cruel. Everything began with a peaceful nation called Eleysia.

The Kingdom of the Wolf, Eleysia was once prosperous due largely to the influence of Empress Kara and Emperor Ulric. This all changed when a coup d’etat, orchestrated from the shadows by a religious cult, brought about a total regime change. Taking the throne was Amara, the Empress’s cousin. A power-hungry tyrant, Amara immediately utilized Eleysia’s wealth and power to begin colonizing the world, crushing nation after nation in order to unite the people under one banner. Even as she assaulted the world, an ominous, enigmatic group clearly wielded power over her. Called The Sect, they purported themselves to be the official religion of Eleysia, and began to spread alongside Eleysia’s borders.

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