Category Archives: Humour

Heavenly maids bonus Tommy Lee Jones

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Kawaii (かわいい [kaw͍aiꜜi], “lovable”, “cute”, or “adorable”) is the quality of cuteness in the context of Japanese culture.

Changes

Had a discussion yesterday with a friend who’s girlfriend is trying to change him. She has succeded quite good, I havent seen him for almost a year now because his girlfriend doesnt want us to socialize. He hasnt realised until now how controlling she is so am happy to see him out and about. Good to have someone in your life but never let them change who you are. Change for yourself, not for anyone else.

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And I remembered this great one from Calvin and Hobbes…

“You cannot change what you are, only what you do.”
― Philip Pullman, The Golden Compass

Happy drug(free) Friday lol

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Happy drug(free) Friday lol

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Lol

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Happy Sunday all…

Actual thoughts during a work meeting 5/17/2011

This blogger hasn’t done anything on blogspot for a while but this last post is just hilarious…

Actual thoughts during a work meeting 5/17/2011

Holy shit, this is going to be two hours long?

Would this pen actually make it all the way to my jugular?

Is hand sanitizer flammable? I could use it like napalm!

Holy shit, how many scabs can one person have on their head?

Dude, showers. Not optional.

There is not one single boob in this room.

God I love boobs.

Read more during work…

Via Seneca blues or find his awesome twitter account @seneca_blues

Update: aha, he/she is doing naughty haiku here… naughty haiku. Twitter is great to get quick answers especially if you ask the author him/herself.

End of the world?

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Lol :-)

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Rofl...

Crazy Christmas: Hillarious Vintage Holiday Advertising !

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{"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!"}

There are pretty crazy things out there these days, but the holiday season of the past was truly a weird and wild place, where you can never expect what you might find leafing through your holiday catalog, or coffee table magazines.

Dozens of inappropriate, odd, and down right bizarre suggestions can be found looking through vintage publications; most of which would never EVER make it to the pages of a magazine or catalog today.

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Totally inappropriate but oh so awesome xmas ads...

Run Mars run… LOL

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So laughing my ass off…

Feel the cheer

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Are we starting to feel the cheer :)

●Mom's a Superhero ! {image}

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 Superhero                                                                   reblog from A Sexual Being

Just brilliant..

By the way… Fish slap

Somedays you just want fish slap people.

Watch “Dumb Ways to Die” on YouTube

Insanely brilliant video…

Inspirational Quote #2 11/17/12

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This man finds the greatest thing. Love this Seinfeld quote..

Your Wednesday SmackDown!

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I had intended to post some of these to “juice” everyone up before the election but, between my inability to remember which ones I’d posted before and my getting all hung up on The Big Blog Makeover, I never got around to it. But today, I say to hell with all that freakin doubt stuff. I’m in the mood for a little SmackDown Hilarity!

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Epic rap battles of history, love 'em.. My favourite Doc Brown vs Doctor Who.. Just damn good fun...

Police Medic

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Just had to reblog this one. LOL!

Imagine…

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Who’s your daddy? LOL

Lol…

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OMG Governor Romney! Is That a Tramp Stamp?

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What the hell is Willard doing here? Let's have a little fun: Best caption wins a total stream of consciousness ;)

don't usually do the political here but this image is just so awesome and oh yes very disturbing. Need to come up w a good caption...

True dat… 3 memes

Love it, am so jealous of the USA to have such a  national treasure as Betty White, she just kicks ass all the time..

What….

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and then I need something for a snack…

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Fun Olympics

Only 3 days until the Olympics opens up and will turn my train journey to work to hell on earth. So need a little bit of funny…

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Sunday reblogs /Sexy princess/Memorian/Megan Diggs and loads more…

Some reblogs today, am going through my inbox again and even though Izaakmak will just snort at the amount (1500 mails), for me that’s just shitloads. Usually try to read all the new emails by the end of the day but that aint gonna happen right now..

This first reblog is something that probably hasn’t escaped anyone, the shameful killing in Colorado. And do read Bobs post about this as well What the fuck is wrong with people? The Batman Massacre from Exploring Winnipeg and Beyond.

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In Memoriam

Jessica N. Ghawi, 24
Veronica Moser-Sullivan, 6
John T. Larimer, 27
Alexander J. Boik, 18
Jesse E. Childress, 29
Jonathan T. Blunk, 26
Rebecca Ann Wingo, 32
Alex M. Sullivan, 27
Gordon W. Cowden, 51
Micayla C. Medek, 23
Alexander C. Teves, 24
Matthew R. McQuinn, 27

From Piedtype

 

Why Dad?

Mom-And-Dad

 

from The Weirdly Wired World

Geeking Out: Princess

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from Social Overdose

Beautiful Faces

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from Cool Berman

Megan Diggs Latest shoot…

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From Hallucinatingmartyr

Karen La Colombiana!

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From Hallucinatingmartyr

Bryoni Kate – St Trinian’s

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and more at Grumpy Old Fart

Pet Maid

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and to see more of his new maid, click here.

Love this shadow play…

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and a lovely little rant from Izzakmak with loads of funny videos:

Excuse Me While I Whip This Out!

Remember that “Oh good grief!” I began yesterday’s post with? Well, if I had only known… After several very weird fits and starts, my entire neighborhood “went dark” for nearly six and a half hours starting just before 3pm. As usual, no explanation has been provided as to what was behind the outage. There were storms in the area at the time, but the power fluctuations began at least a half hour before they even got here. Argh! :mad:

Needless to say, I was “a little bit flustered” by all of this, and was simply in no mood to respond to your comments when I was finally able to. Sorry about that! :oops: Anyway, I will try to get to them ASAP but, with even stronger storms in the area today, I wanted to “whip out” some mood soothing humor before another disaster strikes…

and to see some Katy Perry puppet sex (spoof) and a great Tech Porn support comedy sketch, click here

Such a cool way to propose

My rules

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I so like these rules...

Lesbian Horse Stories and Other Bad Book Covers!

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I may be better known for my bad album covers, but for a change here's a beautiful selection of really bad book covers...

some really awful book covers, I just love it!

My Favourite Laurel & Hardy Gag

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Oly: How do you manage to say so many stupid things in one day?
Stan: I get up early.

this one does deserve a reblog on it's own, have been sitting on youtube for almost an hour just watching old clips of these two great comedians...

Spank on

spank me hard

Zelda: The Musical

if you haven’t played Zelda, no need to watch but if you have, this is just brilliant..

Sexy Rihanna video and Darth Vader on a unicycle

Rihanna heats things up in her new Armani ad.

 

and if you thought you’ve seen it all, enjoy Darth Vader on a unicycle playing the bagpipe!

 

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